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Summary of themes from Metalocalypse

• The Curse of Dethklok: Doing things yourself is brutal
• Dethwater: Being on a sub with Murderface is brutal
• Birthdayface: Birthdays are brutal
• Dethtroll: Technology is brutal
• Dethkomedy: Comedy is brutal
• Dethfam: Parents are brutal.
• PerformanceKlok: Therapy is brutal
• Snakes n' Barrels: Reunions are brual
• Mordland: Fans are brutal
• Fat Kid at the Detharmonic: Being a parent is brutal
• Skwisklok: Pressure and perfectionism is brutal
• Murdering Outside the Box: Being a Klokateer is brutal
• Go Forth and Die: Exams are brutal
• Bluesklok: Depression is brutal
• Religionklok: Religion is brutal
• Dethkids: Being a kid is brutal
• Dethclown: Clowns are brutal
• Girlfriendklok: Having an emotionally abusive partner is brutal
• Dethstars: The film industry is brutal
• The Metalocalypse Has Begun: Fan attacks are brutal
• Dethecution: Living in fear is brutal
• Dethlessons: Rivalries are brutal
• Dethvengeance: Piracy is brutal
• Dethdoubles: Being a body double is brutal
• Dethfashion: The fashion industry is brutal
• Cleanso: Kicking a habit is brutal
• Dethwedding: Marriage is brutal
• P.R. Pickles: Publicity is brutal
• Dethcarraldo: Nathan's ancestors are brutal
• Dethgov: Politics are brutal
• Dethrace: Driving is brutal
• The Revengencers: Hospitals are brutal
• Klokblocked: Being cockblocked is brutal
• Dethsources: Being unappreciated is brual
• Dethdad: Facing the past is brutal
• Snakes n' Barrels II: Sobriety is brutal
• Dethrecord: Meeting deadlines is brutal
• Dethrelease: Having your house raided is brutal
• Renovationklok: Moving on is brutal
• Tributeklok: Poverty is brutal
• Dethhealth: Going to the doctors is brutal
• Dethmas: Christmas is brutal
• Fatherklok: Father abandonment is brutal
• Fertilityklok: Pretending to like someone is brutal
• Dethsiduals: Getting a taste of your own medicine is brutal
• Rehabklok: Rehab is brutal
• Dethzazz: Being dependent on something is brutal
• Doublebookedklok: Being the CFO of the world's seventh largest economy is brutal
• Fanklok: Fandoms are brutal
• Diversityklok: Racism is brutal
• Prankklok: Pranks/losing what you've worked for is brutal
• Motherklok: Trying to impress hard-to-please people is brutal
• Bookklok: Living in someones shadow is brutal
• Writersklok: Being a woman is brutal
• Dethcamp: Being bullied is brutal
• Dethvanity: Aging/appearance insecurity is brutal
• Going Downklok: Sexual fustration is brutal
• Dethdinner: Keeping up appearances is brutal
• Breakup Klok: Band breakups are brutal
• Church of the Black Klok: Finding out you're part of an age-old prophecy and having to defeat an Eldritch abomination, only to have your rhythm guitarist kidnapped is brutal